Thursday, 23 February 2012

Happy Six Months To Me :*


Every single day I go to office since the past six months and pretend I'm enjoying what I do , not for anyone else but me , to keep doing it happily . But guess what BREAKING NEWS. I don't enjoy what I'm doing and I rather be doing something more productive , not that this isn't in some lame way but I wish I was doing something better. So one of these days when the drama failed THIS happened . Heavy ranting ahead. 
( On gtalk with another CA friend)me: i'm waiting
  ki exam kab chalu ho and uss bahane toh chutti mile.
UdanKhatola: Hahaha
 me: KABHI BHI 
  wait nai kiya exam ka
  fuckall bana di hai life meri
  chartered accountant !!!
  ghanta
  mujhe karna hi nai hai
  jaane do be
 UdanKhatola: Haahahaha
 me: sachi don't laugh
  i don't carehow much tax you have to pay
  and whether you deducted tds at the correct rate. I don't care if your processes are in orderand if you are showing all your income and making all the diclosure , Menu ki man .
  I really dont care
  chahiye toh main bharti hoon tera tax
  mujhe maaf kar par
  :|
                   main roz dream karti hoon
  ki maine sir ko mera
  resignation letter 
  thama diya
  and he says
  " i knew it BluBluBling, you didn't have it in you " ( It would be hilarious if he said Blublubling :P )
  YES EXACTLY
                     I don't have it in me
 
UdanKhatola: Hahahahahaa
 me: to be a chartered
  accountant
  i'm made for better things
 UdanKhatola: Hahahheheehhe
                   me: has rahi hai
  i am frustrated
  :|
 UdanKhatola: Same state hai nah mera bhi
 me: I'm emotionally frustrated &
  professionally frustated
  continously tick tick tick chalta rehta hai dimag main thinking of something or the otherI don't remember the last time I was blank and nothing was crossing my mind.
  Sometimes I feel brain main koi nerve phat gayi tohMain toh gayi na . Par padi hai kisiko?I want a day when I have " NOTHING " written in block letters on my to-do listMid life crisis I'm having and I'm not even 20 *panics*UdanKhatola : hahahahahhhame : Stop laughing Roz sochti hoon chalo aaj band hi karte haiShift hojate hai BANGALORE dude , mast thandi city haiSo jaate hai log 10 bajeJaate hain wahan , kuch accha padhte hai . Hostel life new atmosphere new people.But no , 10.30 ki train pakad ni haina late hogaye toh. Office jaana hai who has the time to shiftme : Waise toh I don't have time to meet anybody. Par by chance koi mil gaya aur poochta hai ki What was the highlight of your day? . Pehle toh dus minute sochna padega , highlight ? day ? what? Phir niklega : Woh actually today I completed 6 months at office :). # little joysYA it is a little joyAage ke 2.5 years + extension dikh raha hai mujhe tohLag gayi hai life ki puch matIsliye khudko khush karne ke liye worst 6 months of my life ko celebrate kiya . ^ HIGHLIGHT !!Will you say something I'm ranting ?UdanKhatola:  hahahahah , I'm busy laughing :Pme : :|Raat ko ghar jaake all I do is sleep . Meri maa ko lagta hai paying guest hoon.       Tv kaisa dikhta hai aaj kal , I don't remember only ?PARTHIV PATEL , is playing in the cricket team . DO YOU KNOW ? I didn't SOCH !!!Koi CA kar raha hai aisa when I come to know na , and asks me for adviceAndar andar I sadistically laugh and go muahahah tu bhi kar suffer . Ok Bas bye :P



PS : Sorry for the language if it offended anyone. This is frustration meets PMS at best , so adjust please :P PPS : My dear UdanKhatola is a very dear friend. My best friend since the past 18 years ( *wink* at udankhatola) . Yeah 18 years , thats like almost all my life . Yeah , we are awesome we know. She is new to blogger . Lets welcome her :) at Chai, Crayons, Cupcakes and all that.. 

10 comments:

  1. I just couldn't stop laughing :D
    Sorry,I sympathize but. :)

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    1. :P Sadists I tell you :P Thanks for sympathizing though :P

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  2. Killer rant yaar! Laughed my ass off! Ekdum mast tareeke se bajaayi hai! Pyar ka punchnama waala scene yaad aa gaya! Superb! :D

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    1. Hahahahah thanks :P Pyaar ka punchnama :P :P

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  3. Bwhahahah absolutely LOVED every inch of this!!!

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  4. happy six-month-a-versary =) to you too.
    my half year was relatively nicer :P

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  5. Haha yeah I know :P Thanks Harshika :)

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  6. Welcome to the real world baby!

    Hehehe....cute post.

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    1. Hahaha , reality is a bitch . Thank you :D

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