My cute friend !

This may not seem funny to my readers but I know this guy so well and that's why I know exactly the sentiment and stupidity he must have written this with and hence it's hilarious :P . His poems are gems , really and his diary is worth publishing  *sense the sarcasm* ! Enjoy :P

THE DAY I DIDN'T HAVE SCHOOL

The morning is bright,

I'm in mood for some sprite.

Wait, my teeth need to be brushed,

The commode needs to be flushed.

Im late for my school,

Morning school is so uncool.

I load my self with some cash

And out of the door I dash.

I enter into the lift,

Go down swift swift.

THEN it strikes me today,

I have a fucking holiday!

Today is not project submission,

It's Ganpati Bappa's emersion!

I re-enter the lift,

Go Up swift swift.

I remove my sad school dress,

Get into my cozy night dress.

I know the morning is bright

But who cares, for me its Good Night !

  By Abhishek Bijlani  

  Age : 14 years

  Based on a true story :P

Ps: He isn't 14 now and has turned from cute to plain annoying :P You can also know more about him from this website he made when he was 13 :P